I got a little bit addicted to heroin.
Alan Carr on British patriotism.
I don’t think smiling makes other people smile.
Ando, you gotta do this quickly- I’ll explain later. There’s something that’s beating; it looks like a heart. Don’t think about it. Erm, you gotta do it while it’s still beating.
Your word’s your bond, right?
Big Girls In Costumes: “I can’t fault the effort that all the cosplayers put in.
If I had to criticise - a lot of the cosplayers don’t dress their size…”
Frank Underwood + judging people
There’s always just someone ready to piss on your bonfire.