i had a dream last night where aside from a lot of other things, the main part of the plot was that john and edward lived together in a studio apartment which had 1 double bed that they shared. their bedsheets were a deep red colour with a pattern made of large white lettering that said short phrases like “i am a man” and “we are men”, and other such masculine-reaffirming phrases. there was another single bed that they kept in a cupboard, and for some reason i had to move in and sleep on that and be their roommate, which they were glad of because they didn’t have enough money for their rent. edward was gay, and not trying to hide it from the world too much, but hadn’t made any official statement yet, while the main plot twist was that john almost always dressed as a woman in private and only edward knew about it. then when they went outside john would pretend to be very butch and *manly*.
while they were having this conversation with me to explain john’s secret, john was carefully pinning little baby pink flowers and butterfly hair clips into his quiff. he also had glitter and little silver star sequins placed around his eyes. i presume edward had done this make up for him.
I was at a TV recording today and they had a little Jedward section where they played a snippet from Superstars & Superfans and then did a joke all *oh Jedward behave like children but OMG THEY ARE GROWN MEN THEY ARE 24 YEARS OLD* which annoyed me because while it was a very valid point, it was also incorrect.
Also they mentioned Dr Who twice and both times referred to the Doctor as Doctor Who.
*so* tempted to shout out and fix those errors tbh.
— John, on his relationship
When this is on your dash and it’s not expanded doesn’t it look a bit like Edwina? Cos I thought it was for a second and I was confused.
It’s good they’re in Oxford. They might osmosis in some brain cells.
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i LOVE to see the people in the back of these interactions, cos it’s like “awww” and then “wait a minute - i think this is a bit weird” then “oh god what is happening” then “oh my, um, well I guess they’re not hurting anyone?” INSTACESTER CONVERTING POWER ACTIVATED
I like her raised eyebrows in #3.
I like how the 1D regulars were the ones who were all *oh no Larry is sick ew I hate Larry*. Parallels tbh.
Also, I think Channel 5 should commission a Crazy About Jedward.
who the fuck