We could totally turn this image into a PerpetuallyDistraughtJohn meme or something.
I asked for Jedward’s biography a couple of Christmases ago and it has been better than I ever imagined
What is Eurovision?
Because like I just thought it was that Jedward guy being sexual once a year and all y’all over there went ape-shit over it, but now i’m just confused.
that Jedward guy
being sexual once a year
what’s your number scenery + faceless
I Love Jedward #jokes
Here’s one for all of you die hard fans that can’t see the forest between the trees.
Forest = how awful Jedward are
Trees = your moral high ground
Oh loveandpoison you dramatic little so and so. Yes I deleted my previous replies as they ruined the aesthetics of my page, so I will attempt to cover all bases here. I pray Jedward will take a leaf out of my book and reconsider the aesthetics of their terrible outfits.
Yes, I said sorry at the beginning of my mad rant because I know how you geeksters identify yourselves as being emotionally attached and somehow personally attacked by freedom of speech even when not directed at you. I’m sure Jedward find it endearing that you have made something that has nothing to do with you about yourselves. Cute.
I’ve obviously pulled on some delicate heart strings, especially on those of the golden oldies who seem to be taking a stand and voicing their ages and assuming the role of someone who has a right to stand up for Jedward. Just as I have assumed the right to do the opposite. You cheeky little hypocrits.
It’s wonderful that they inspire you, it truly is … I personally ( now remember this is just MY opinion and not a fact, so no need to get defensive) would read a book, or let myself be inspired by someone who has a clue what they are doing.
Jedward have no authority to be getting around the world and doing what they do. I use the word ‘authority’ here as a kind of umbrella for other words like talent, intelligence, style, expertise, uniqueness… They’ve got none of it. What happens when it rains!!!?
Your passionate comments beg the question “why do you feel such a need to be so defensive?”… Just sayin’ if I was confident about something I certainly wouldn’t need to explain myself. Are you feeling insecure about your little buddies John and Edward or their so wonderfully creative stage name, Jedward?
Au contraire loveandpoison with your (& let me paraphrase) ‘of course they can wear hideous glittery jackets on stage and be happy go lucky dimwits and have absolutely no singing or musical ability’ … No. As people in the limelight they should be setting a good example - not saying “fuck you” to people who actually work really hard to become experts in the music industry.
Have i mentioned the word LAZY? If they can barely sing, they cannot dance to save themselves, their dress sense looks like an after thought (usually matching, they cant even come up with two separate outfits) and their brain space is up for lease I would imagine I would be spending a little less time being so “happy go lucky” and a little more time practising any one of the above.
I do sympathise with your and your misguided feelings as they pertain to dumb and dumber but you seem totally happy in your little world as I am in my Jedward opposing one.
I can imagine you now skipping through a field of daisies with the shallow recycled lyrics of Jedward as your soundtrack, maybe you had a tab of acid prior in order to get on their level and perhaps in one hand you’re holding some anti-aging cream and the other holds the reigns of your moral high horse who keeps you company but sometimes gets in the way when you are trying to see in front of you.
Look everyone, old and young - I am simply stating my opinion that they sound like fingernails down a chalkboard, dress as though they’ve walked through a 90’s school girl time warp and act like two mindless twits. I can see your points of view where you believe you are standing up for some kind of birth rite.
I am not opposing the fact that they have gotten themselves to where they are - bloody good on them! But you know what the Dunning-Kruger effect states! (…..No, you probably have to go and Google it now don’t you?)
One more thing, so long as hash tags exist I will hashtag Jedward until my heart’s content, lucky for you an your fragile emotions - my job is done here.
I’m sorry I absolutely cannot refrain from mentioning how incredibly offended I am by the untalented duo Jedward. I would be remiss in my duty as a contributing member of the human race if I weren’t to mention how godawful they are.
After a horrid performance on Sunrise this morning I was left feeling confused as to what on earth the screaming teens in the background were raving about? Not being able to hear them, I am going to assume they too were appalled not only by their dreadful song and weak, pitchy voices but their matching get-ups that made them look like they just stepped out of a 20th century lesbian soap opera.
”A fan made these jackets” they said …. Well isn’t that just LOVELY! Do you have a stylist? Fire him/her immediately. Immediately! Stretchy hipster zip fly jeans, tight v-neck t-shirts coupled with glittery cropped diagonally zipped jackets … Hello Supre` circa 1999! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not so high & mighty when it comes to fashion that I can’t appreciate a beautiful singing voice amidst the exterior abomination but Jedward are layer upon layer rubbish.
My quam with these two clowns is that their ‘fame’ is merely a means to making poor unsuspecting 13 year old girls swoon. I feel ripped off on behalf of the many thousands of talented, inspirational individuals getting around that aren’t young, irish, identical twins, willing to wear ludicrous ensembles and sing commercial crap for a target market with absolutely no standards.
Surely the two of them have heard what real music sounds like? Aren’t they embarrassed? Of course their agent isn’t embarrassed, that person is raking in thousands upon thousands of dollars in return for something worth cents.
Just quietly, before this mad rant subsides… Jedward…..JEDWARD… are you dead set serious this is what you want to call your comedic duo? John and Edward - yes, put them together and you get Jedward… this just about sums up the intelligence of this pair of twits.
Okay I’ll give them a break, I’d get swept up in the fame the travel the screaming pre-teens … but surely behind these blonde bimbos there are numerous fully grown adults who should be ashamed of themselves for allowing such an atrocity.
they look like frickin’ boyfriends or what
It’s the return of the cesty neck hand.
Based on a negative opinion by the twins of cest/cesters (Jedward say they like cest/cesters), Cesters are more likely to stop shipping the twins than Non-Cesters are to become anti-cesters.
Based on a positive opinion by the twins of cest/cesters (Jedward say they don’t like cest/cesters), Non-Cesters are slightly more likely to become cesters than Anti-Cesters are to stop being anti-cesters.
Non-Cesters are more than twice as likely to become cesters if the twins said they liked cest/cesters than they are to become anti-cesters if the twins said they didn’t like cest/cesters; Non-Cesters are more willing to become Cesters than to become Anti-Cesters.
Cesters are less likely to stop shipping the twins if the twins said they didn’t like cest/cesters than Anti-Cesters are to stop being anti-cesters if the twins said they did like cest/cesters; Cesters are less willing than Anti-Cesters to change their views to match those of the twins’.
In all instances, Jedward liking/disliking cest itself has a stronger pulling power on changing people’s cest-status than Jedward liking/disliking cesters.
Given the associated opinion on cest/cesters by the twins, the likeliness of each transition would be ranked from most likely to least likely as: Non-Cester>Cester, Anti-Cester>Non-/Cester, Non-Cester>Anti-Cester, and Cester>Non-/Anti-Cester.
I think cest existing (i.e. fans shipping them and writing fanfiction) makes Jedward feel:
The four most popular words chosen by Cesters were: Amused, Embarrassed, Confused, Accepted.
The four most popular words chosen by Non-Cesters were: Embarrassed, Misunderstood, Upset, Confused.
The four most popular words chosen by Anti-Cesters were: Confused, Angry, Victimised, Scared.
While Anti-Cesters and Non-Cesters devoted about 25-30% of choices to Angry/Betrayed/Victimised/Scared, Cesters hardly chose these options at all.
The selections of Happy/Amused~ and Confused/Embarrassed~ feelings (grouped in yellowish and blueish shades respectively) are similar across all three cest-status groups, with the latter being the more popular.
Non-Cesters made the least selections of Understood/Accepted~ feelings (coloured in purpleish shades) of any cest-status group, with Cesters being most likely to choose these options.
Overall, Cesters chose an approximately 2:1 ratio of positive:negative feelings, while Non-Cesters’ ratio was 1:6 (the lowest of all three groups), and Anti-Cesters’ was approximately 1:2.