What if Kevin gets so upset about jedcest/incest because he’s actually in love with one of them himself?
Did anyone download the audio of their cover of A Thousand Miles?
It was posted on their channel probably late 2010 with just a picture instead of a video, a bit like this, with an instrumental backing track and them singing.
Anyone? Or does anyone know if it was reuploaded by anyone else anywhere else? Because it seems to be gone from their youtube.
Booya. This fic was previously posted on jedcest.com. I managed to get in contact with the author, and am posting the fic here with her permission so that those who loved it / new readers can enjoy the cest! She has said she may write more chapters (there’s 11 atm, and the fic may be finished to 15) if people are interested in seeing the ending etc. So that’s a thing that might happen! Anyway…
(I’m going to put the fic under a Read More as there’s quite a lot of words, so clicky to ready:)
i had a dream last night where aside from a lot of other things, the main part of the plot was that john and edward lived together in a studio apartment which had 1 double bed that they shared. their bedsheets were a deep red colour with a pattern made of large white lettering that said short phrases like “i am a man” and “we are men”, and other such masculine-reaffirming phrases. there was another single bed that they kept in a cupboard, and for some reason i had to move in and sleep on that and be their roommate, which they were glad of because they didn’t have enough money for their rent. edward was gay, and not trying to hide it from the world too much, but hadn’t made any official statement yet, while the main plot twist was that john almost always dressed as a woman in private and only edward knew about it. then when they went outside john would pretend to be very butch and *manly*.
while they were having this conversation with me to explain john’s secret, john was carefully pinning little baby pink flowers and butterfly hair clips into his quiff. he also had glitter and little silver star sequins placed around his eyes. i presume edward had done this make up for him.
we need more fics. write a fic. preferably a good one.
Once upon a time, John loved Edward and Edward loved John.
It was rough going for a while, and then they had sex.
That was rough too.
And then they hugged and snuggled and kissed and fell asleep in each other’s arms.
— John, on his relationship
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NDOAIDFIFSIOFIOFDIOHFSDHIOSDFOIHFDSHIOSDFHIOFSHOIFSAIOHFSHODIHYFIDFAIPFAHPPSHOSFAPOHI
i LOVE to see the people in the back of these interactions, cos it’s like “awww” and then “wait a minute - i think this is a bit weird” then “oh god what is happening” then “oh my, um, well I guess they’re not hurting anyone?” INSTACESTER CONVERTING POWER ACTIVATED
I like her raised eyebrows in #3.
I like how the 1D regulars were the ones who were all *oh no Larry is sick ew I hate Larry*. Parallels tbh.
Also, I think Channel 5 should commission a Crazy About Jedward.
Based on a negative opinion by the twins of cest/cesters (Jedward say they like cest/cesters), Cesters are more likely to stop shipping the twins than Non-Cesters are to become anti-cesters.
Based on a positive opinion by the twins of cest/cesters (Jedward say they don’t like cest/cesters), Non-Cesters are slightly more likely to become cesters than Anti-Cesters are to stop being anti-cesters.
Non-Cesters are more than twice as likely to become cesters if the twins said they liked cest/cesters than they are to become anti-cesters if the twins said they didn’t like cest/cesters; Non-Cesters are more willing to become Cesters than to become Anti-Cesters.
Cesters are less likely to stop shipping the twins if the twins said they didn’t like cest/cesters than Anti-Cesters are to stop being anti-cesters if the twins said they did like cest/cesters; Cesters are less willing than Anti-Cesters to change their views to match those of the twins’.
In all instances, Jedward liking/disliking cest itself has a stronger pulling power on changing people’s cest-status than Jedward liking/disliking cesters.
Given the associated opinion on cest/cesters by the twins, the likeliness of each transition would be ranked from most likely to least likely as: Non-Cester>Cester, Anti-Cester>Non-/Cester, Non-Cester>Anti-Cester, and Cester>Non-/Anti-Cester.
I think cest existing (i.e. fans shipping them and writing fanfiction) makes Jedward feel:
The four most popular words chosen by Cesters were: Amused, Embarrassed, Confused, Accepted.
The four most popular words chosen by Non-Cesters were: Embarrassed, Misunderstood, Upset, Confused.
The four most popular words chosen by Anti-Cesters were: Confused, Angry, Victimised, Scared.
While Anti-Cesters and Non-Cesters devoted about 25-30% of choices to Angry/Betrayed/Victimised/Scared, Cesters hardly chose these options at all.
The selections of Happy/Amused~ and Confused/Embarrassed~ feelings (grouped in yellowish and blueish shades respectively) are similar across all three cest-status groups, with the latter being the more popular.
Non-Cesters made the least selections of Understood/Accepted~ feelings (coloured in purpleish shades) of any cest-status group, with Cesters being most likely to choose these options.
Overall, Cesters chose an approximately 2:1 ratio of positive:negative feelings, while Non-Cesters’ ratio was 1:6 (the lowest of all three groups), and Anti-Cesters’ was approximately 1:2.